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Slick Pocketed

Unknowingly having sex with a slutty female who’s pussy has been creampied by another dude within the last hour.
I hooked up with that chick Ashland last night and I’m pretty sure I got slick pocketed cause my balls were covered in some really wet lookin nut. Oh yea braaaaahhhh that was my nut. I creampied her in the laundry room about 20 minute before you two went upstairs. Nasty brooohhh.
by Dick Onchin May 2, 2020
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Alabama hot pocket

When the guy shits in a girls vagina during intercourse
Girl 1 “she smells like shit!”
Girl 2 “Brian gave her an Alabama hot pocket
Girl 1 “ohhhh”
by BmAc0977 November 19, 2018
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hands in the pockets

a non-literal snowboarding term, "hands in the pockets" refers to a trick done with such steeze, it looks as though they could have just kept their hands in their pockets.
"Did you see that kid? Cab 270 on, pretzel out--hands in the pockets. Sick."
by B Kramer January 19, 2008
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Three Pocket Pat

Checking your pockets before leaving for the three necessities: Phone (hollerbox), wallet, and keys. To pat the left, right, and back pocket ensuring you have your belongings. A stoner's best friend.
"Scrubby always performs the Three Pocket Pat when he leaves, because otherwise he is sure as shit to forget something."
by Trent Bailey (Mr. Mr.) December 9, 2007
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Illinois Hot-Pocket

Boning a female, and then pulling out, and nutting in the females nostril/nostrils and squezing the jizzum out of her nose like the cheese in a hot-pocket.
Sally just loved the Illinois Hot-Pocket and gave to her last night, she thought it was rad.
by RabidWimp December 16, 2008
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Alabama Hot pocket

The act of taking a poop in a girls vagina and having sex after.
Tim: Do you want to get drinks tonight Matt.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.
by Alst4r52 June 11, 2018
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Pocket pussy

A male sex toy designed to imitate a woman’s vagina.
“Dude, all my socks are fucked up from jerking it all the time.”
-Bro, get yourself a pocket pussy, they feel fucking great!!
by The Drizzle March 1, 2018
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