oatmeal cream pie surprise

The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.

Dude, I gave that bitch an oatmeal cream pie surprise!

by Adam Bucknasty April 10, 2008

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horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

by woody February 11, 2004

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Oatsy'd

When someone is giving a guy a blowjob and they vomit on atheguy after he comes in her/his mouth, the resulting vomit looking like warm oats/porridge.

She said she didn't like the taste but I didn't think I would get oatsy'd.

by Jonathan Creek January 24, 2011

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Oatmealed

Verb; when a plan goes horribly wrong. To be interpreted as an order of magnitude worse than "Backfired".

FunnyJunk: Hey TheOatmeal, I'm suing you for 20,000$ in damages.

TheOatmeal: Oh really now? How about "f*ck off" ?

FunnyJunk: lol! Dude... do you even lift?

TheOatmeal: Actually, I'm going to fund-raise 20,000$, give it to charity instead, crucify your website by turning most of your user-base against you, have my fans inadvertently cause a DDoS on your lawyer website. Oh, and why not raise 120,000$ for charity instead, while I'm at it.

FunnyJunk: F*ck... my plan totally Oatmealed :,-(

TheOatmeal: Friendly suggestion: drop the lawsuit. Or else.

by Fock Hoff December 15, 2012

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Oattersn

The act of creating patterns while button mashing

Every time I try to button mash in my game, I end up making an oattersn

by Ceruleanthief November 26, 2016

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oath of office

suck my dick

thats the oath of office of my twat

by Mattchan123 October 22, 2017

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Oatmeal

1) Describes a person as being soft or mushy like oatmeal.
2) Describes a person who is being a slack or useless.

Billy: Hey Larry is John done getting ready yet?
Larry: Nah man he's doing the oatmeals.
John: Hey Larry is John coming out tonight?
Larry: Nah man he's being an oatmeal.

by Larry Johnson Billiam December 5, 2017

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