NP

two letters that when said loud enough can make a room full of 30 people talking go completely silent

damn you people are loud........ .NP!!!!!

by Rabid Onion May 12, 2007

NP

Abbreviation for Nurofen Plus.

j00n00b: did u get ne NP 2day?
hotchix0r: i couldnt cause i've been 2 all the chemists near me this week

by hotchix0r November 15, 2005

np

A caregiver who is a nurse practitioner

My health care provider isn't a doctor but an NP.

by Joe Lynn March 3, 2008

Np

Slang for "No potatoes".
It really means that. Go check it out if you don't believe me.

Dad: "Tyrone!!"
Tyrone: "What is it da'?"
Dad: "Go get some potatoes downstairs!"
Tyrone: "Np"
Dad: "What did you say to me!?!"
Tyrone: "Geez da', it means 'no potatoes'..."
Dad: "Then go buy them, you lazy son of a b*ch!!!"

Dad to himself: "F*cking kids and their slang"

by OP English Teacher January 30, 2017

NP Whores

Griff's hometown buffet.

While racing on Borchard, we spotted some NP whores walking on the sidewalk.

by anonymous March 11, 2003

np

Np is used for North Philly

I am from np which is North philadelphia

by Kokes March 25, 2008

np

"nice person"
coined by rachel's mom.

"that guy was such an np!"

by nikbot July 21, 2006