lewis mallard

a hefty dune coon, has gammy legs most the time.

"here comes lewis mallard, i heard he likes children!"

by deadpooldan2008 September 22, 2022

harvester millard

a ugly guy that has semi rizz some might call him george rizzington

Harvester millard is so hot for he rizzed me up yesterday in the lockeroom

by jonathan the 5th January 4, 2023

Moaning Mallard

When two people climb into a fuck blind and have sex with mallard calls in their mouth.

I was duck hunting and heard someone doing a Moaning Mallard, sounded like two mallards just going at it

by DirtyDirtyDan March 26, 2023

charis mullan

sexy cool really interesting sexy dyslexic

Charis mullan is the top G

by eheghege May 15, 2023

megan mularczyk

Super blonde. Super frisky. Super hot.

"Megan mularczyk is sooooo cool"

by Meganlalallalallala January 22, 2024

Dirty Müller

You shove a banana up your ass take it out let your student eat it wait until he shit it out rub it all over your chest then slide down a long hallway while have a girl with a strap-on defile you and makes u cum making u go faster down the hall and at the end u rebuild a bana out of your shit freeze it and start the process all over again

"What where you doing this Weekend"? "Ah I just recorded a Dirty Müller and sent it in my Family Chat".

by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024

Dirty Müller

When you stick a Banana up your Ass aund make a student eat it. Afterwards you wait till he shits it on your chest. With the Shit on your chest you slide down the school hallway while a Girl is dominating you with a 12 Inch Strap-on till you cum. As soon as you finished, you will build a Banana out of your Shit, freeze it and start ofer again.

"What did you do on the Weekend"? "Ah i just recorded my self doing a dirty Müller and sent it in the Familiy Chat".

by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024