Monét

Blonde monét
A blonde.. usually dumb(no offence)
Loves boys attention and drama. Very loud when it comes to boys..

She causes the drama and says

''why doesn't this drama end"
Thinks she has boobs bigger than Australia. She gets involved in a lot of things but over she's friendly yet bitchy, great hair and a good smile

Guy: why is monét in everything..drama

by gucci;) October 3, 2017

Moned

Mind + blown = Moned (mo-nd)

Dude, I'm fuckin moned!🤯

by Innerthoughts June 2, 2019

Monèt

Monèts are very gross they tend to be attracted to white men that have little pp. Monèts have no tingle in taste and tend to be very "extra" when on the potty and screem. In the school bathrooms they smoke juuls and play fortnite like a white teenager does. They obses over their dogs and enjoy to cuddle with them. When a family member passes they orgasm

Monèt you smell like shat

by SMELLY SAMMY October 12, 2019

moners

Making easy low-effort money online. Usually through cryptocurrency bandwagon jumping or short term stock inflation. The outcome of stonks.

Ah yeah, I invested in that GME and made 5 moners.

by hxzeldine May 6, 2021

Momoness

Being a homosexual mormon, creating MOMO

Daniel Rojas

by A2K February 18, 2003

Monet

(mo-NAY) The last name of the founder of impressionist painting, Claude Monet, whose paintings were beautiful from a distance, but were nothing more than thousands of little dots when you looked closer. When you describe a person as "a Monet," you're saying that the bomb-ass hottie across the room only looks good from a distance, and their fugly-factor increases exponentially as they approach you. This effect is often amplified by poor lighting, and intoxication--circumstances often found in most bars and night clubs. Failure to recognize a Monet can result in a Coyote Ugly moment the following morning when you wake up in bed next to the freak show terror you mistakenly took home the night before.

You: "Fuck, dude! Look at that fine piece of ass over there! I wanna tap that tonight!"
Friend: "Hell nah man, she's a Monet! Trust me...I made that mistake earlier!"

by Havyk April 17, 2015

Monet

When A guy and a girl are in the act of making love and the guy decides to take a shit on her chest. As the shit is halfway out He puts his ass on her chest and makes a painting motion.

Dylan: how are you and Alex?
Logan: I gave her a Monet last night!
Dylan: Nice!

by Heffy020202020000 June 3, 2009