masturbate

To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.

I masturbate every night!

by ASSHOLE! July 10, 2004

masturbate

How stupid are you that you need to look up in Urban Dictionary to know what masturbate means?

Masturbate? You're kidding me if you're saying you dont know what it is!!!!

by FatFastStrong October 20, 2009

masturbate

Shaking hands with benjamin franklin

johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Masterkate

Notorious user on Gamefaqs who's name spawned from a joke on masturbating.

I like to masterkate when I am alone.

by Budum1 December 3, 2006

Masterdate

When you masterbate before a date to insure you last longer when you take them home later.

Steve: “oh man, i haven’t been on a date in awhile.. i hope i don’t bust too quick”

Jerry: “bro, just masterdate, works every time!”

by sawampa March 14, 2019

masturbate

Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking

If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.

by Shandy lover April 29, 2003

Masturcate

The art of bending over and sucking your own penis.

I got so desparete last night I had to Masturcate!

by Master Zen December 30, 2007