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Major Tom 

A masturbation technique where you squat before you finish and start hyperventilating. As you finish jump up like a rocket and breath out. This will cause you to enter a transcendental state where you feel like you are floating in space as you orgasm. If one will attempt this, ensure there is a soft place to land on.
My friend tried the Major Tom, and he says he will never be able to orgasm normally again.
Major Tom by MySatellite June 30, 2019
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Accounting Major 

a college student who's probably a complete nerd and never goes out on weekends. Because of the tough classes they have to take, they're forced to have very little social life if they want to graduate with good grades. However, along with some finance majors, they are the only people in your school's business department that are smart and not complete cocksuckers.
I was in the School of Business building today, and I met these three students. Two of them were a business major and a marketing major, both of which would suck my dick in a second if it helped them get ahead. But the third guy was an accounting major, who was kinda nerdy but he was really awesome.
Accounting Major by TheAmazingNEZ January 6, 2011
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major major 

The English translation of the Filipino colloquialism: bonggang bongga. Culled primarily from local gay lingo.

Popularized by Ma. Venus Raj during the question and answer portion of the 2010 Ms. Universe pageant. She may have also meant to say "medyo, medyo" or "chever, chever".
You know what sir, in my 22 years of experience, I can say there's nothing major major, I mean problem that I have done in my life.
major major by lady jayjay August 25, 2010
It is the most prestigious and wonderful and intelligent and interesting group on Flickr, of which you are most likely not a part of.

To be Art Major is to be really pretentious. To write super long comments. To put poetry and lyrics in your photo descriptions. To post snapshots and act like they're the Mona Lisa. To become outraged when you receive critical comments. To take forty pictures of a wall and claim it represents the prolific banality in the world of commercial art. To pretend to know what you are talking about and when you critique photos the critique must be scathing. SCATHING, making the poster cry.

So, to be Art Major is to be blatantly pretentious, and not give a damn.
"Nothing is more Art Major. Nor more cathartic than drunken combat. So run up a tab, transform into an emotional wreck, then blame someone else for your problems and crack a pool stick over their head."-Jackson
Art Major by shizzle032093175 June 18, 2008

major look 

kid slang term used in the eastern United States when you make someone look at something that does not really exist. It is commonly mistaken for "made you look" which doesn't mean anything...
Look there's a shooting star!
where?
MAJOR LOOK
major look by killaaa b December 27, 2007
A very hot girl, Shes beyond gorgeous
Damn that girl over there is Major
major by long john 15 January 2, 2011

football major 

A degree that a lot of football players major that is a easy, in order to focus on their real reason for going to college, football.
You seriously majoring in sociology? Tha'ts a football major!