Maarten

A bloke who is never around when you need him. Or otherwise.

A guy who is about as easy to locate as the Holy Grail.

Kerstin: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know, sorry.

Ten minutes later:

Chelsea: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know.

Ten minutes later:
Millie: Where is...
Lisa: I DON'T KNOW!

Ten minutes later:
Brad: Hey, have you seen...

*Brad stops talking on account of being shot in the head*

by Lisa4321 December 6, 2011

Uno Maas

The continual inhaling of alcohol or hemp smoke to keep the day lively and interesting.

Ed: Uno Maas?
Snowman: Uno Maas!!

by foug March 25, 2003

Maadhir

-Adjective:

South African Indian slang word used to describe how nice, cool, awesome or extraordinary something is, regardless of what it is.

Or could be used as a curse word to swear someone

1.Hey these burgers are maadhir

2.Hey thats a maadhir place to go to

3.You know whats maadhir? your watch

4.Hey that guy, he's a maadhir

5.You check how maadhir his rims look on his cab?

now, one can also use it as a swear word.

eg: Hey you madhir, come here before I give you a klap

by AMG133 December 9, 2010

Maasai

A smart cute dark skin who seems like they don't care but deep down inside he really loves you.

"Maasai do you love me"
" Yes I do"

by Damani😍😘 May 10, 2015

maazin

he is the sexiest muslim ever.
maazin is wanted by everyone.
maazin has a bsf named kourtney because hes swag.
maazin is god.

i saw maazin and then next thing i knew, i lost my virginity

by ape_monke May 9, 2021

Maanit

Hella drippy ayooooo BING BONG its ya boiiiiiiii sussy deez nuts

BING BONG

100.01% likely to sleep with your mother tonight.

BING

BONG

POV you're Maanit: "Imma bing bong BANG your mother tonight."

by Sexy_Milfs_of_the_Multiverse January 29, 2022

Ras Maali

Indian Sweet Dish, Made Out Of Milk

A Guy Is Trying To Hit On A Girl,

{Guy} Hey Baby Is It Me Or You Looking Tasty Like A Ras Maali

{Girl} You What *Slap*

by Urban July 11, 2004