Ketchup on a Lobster 

When working as a professional in your field, you are usually faced with input from colleagues that have different and often over-bearing opinions. Sometimes they beat down your expertise to where there is no choice but to let them have it their way. It is a modern day "Pearls before Swine" when you give in, but it beats getting high blood pressure. Let it go.

Some people are hell-bent on putting their "taint" on your project even though they don't have your skills.

"The producer kept beating me down until I made the CD cover polka dot. I let him have his ketchup on a lobster"

Ketchup on a Lobster by Billiest March 8, 2010

table lobster 

A Table Lobster is what you call an albino male, that lays down on a table and spreads his ass, so other males can fuck him.

A table lobster is very similar to the Shrek is love Shrek is life video. Simply copy and paste Shrek is love Shrek is life, on to YouTube to have a better understanding.

table lobster by Table Lobster June 16, 2014

slow lobster boil

When the hot water you’re in is getting hotter so slowly that you don’t grasp the danger you’re in until it’s too late.

I was just a few steps away from death when I was pulled from that slow lobster boil of a workplace.

slow lobster boil by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

slow Pompeo lobster boil 

Slang for Pompeo’s slow decline into political death as all of his obscenely piggish and self-aggrandizing acts come to light.

We are all watching the slow Pompeo lobster boil; he is already apparently losing consciousness as he lamely tries to defend himself.

slow Pompeo lobster boil by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Rock Lobster 

1) it's not quite a rock, it's not quite a lobster; it's a Rock Lobster

2) a creature often found at parties and under docks at the beach

Someone went under a dock, there they found a rock! It wasn't a rock! It was a Rock Lobster!

Rock Lobster by DarkMatter October 13, 2004

attack of the killer lobster 

Is one lobsters are not harvested or killed and are able to grow to the largest of possible sizes where they are than able to walk up out of the ocean water and attack the human race and even kill innocent people. Killer Lobster attacks are now very rare since we have not had a recorded killer lobster attack in over 952 years but that just means there is one lobster if not thousands out there planning on attacking and wiping out the human race but we stand ready with nukes

OH MY GOOD LOOK OUT! ITS AN ATTACK OF the KILLER LOBSTER!!!

attack of the killer lobster by mudisland33 January 31, 2010

yes/no/maybe/lobster 

A meaningless but more exciting variation on the "yes/no?" question. Popularized by Gan Xingba's Avatar: the Abridged Series.

Can be abridged as "y/n/m/l?", but chances are, if your friend is not a hardcore Avatard, s/he will have no idea what the fuck that you're talking about and get confused.

Should we go see the movie? Yes/no/maybe/lobster?

yes/no/maybe/lobster by Nile Crocodile August 19, 2009