Golden Kiwi

It's when a man sticks his penis in a woman's butt and pees.

Man I really gave that girl a golden kiwi last night.

by LordPissbucket June 14, 2023

lil kiwi

a soundcloud rapper from new zealand

any song by lil kiwi makes me wanna hit the griddy

by gayassvodkaman January 01, 2023

mr kiwi

An epic gamer who likes to listen to sicko mode and get epic victories on Fortnite

Bro who was that epic gamer last match?
I don’t know, probably a mr kiwi

by Mr kiwii January 28, 2019

kiwi land

a place run by a weird person with simp orbiters. bubby and flam are the only cool ones in it and car the most annoying. this is all.

you know that place run by the psychopath?

oh yeah you mean kiwi land?

by TheALoafOfBread January 27, 2022

Cosmic Kiwi

a very far away New Zealander

"hey bro you seen that Australian guy Kieran?" asked Jack

"nah mate, he's from New Zealand, besides, he's in the UK at the moment" replied Charles

"ah, so he's a cosmic kiwi then aye?" Jack responded

by pseudonymfindingdory January 05, 2022

kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch

“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”

by Your mates mate January 30, 2024

Kiwi Beast

This is a mid plant that scares volcanic jay

“Post kiwi beast to scare volcanic Jay.”

by MyMom6969 March 01, 2023