Man believed by Christians to be the Messiah from Jewish prophecy and Son of God. He said : " Love one another as you some yourself." His messages could be summerised as :love, peace, forgiveness and He was the only way to Heaven(John 3:16) .
by Die Boer December 15, 2015
Jesus is the son of God, who was sent down from the heavens to save all people form the temptations of Satan.
Church leader:
We will now say The Lord's Prayer
Our Father, Who art in heaven: Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.
Jesus: I am proud of humanity.
We will now say The Lord's Prayer
Our Father, Who art in heaven: Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.
Jesus: I am proud of humanity.
by Jesus Loves Us September 27, 2020
Jesus was born of a slut mother. The year was 0 Bc, mary and joseph were having problems with money and were about to be evicted from the summer loft by their dick land lord, Richard Cheney. Before Jesus was born they decided to move to bethlaham and rent a stable for the night. Jesus was born with his natural enemy being Super-Satan who rode on a flying motorcycle carrying a jar of marmalade which made you commit adultery. Jesus grew up and by -22Bc. Jesus joined the us army and fought in vietnam. he lost both legs six fingers and gave a rib to eden. He did a lot of drugs there so he had delusins that he was the son of god and followed bybums all accros modern manhatten. Eventually all the doctor jews got together and made jesus a criminal by saying his phsycodelic treatments where against the law. Jesus was found bumming for cigarrettes in jersey and was set to be hung from an old oak in league city texas. the words above jesus' head read "King of 281"
Jesus, Stop the malpractise.
by SJ.LC.TX May 14, 2011
The King of kings and the Lord of lords. He is so holy and just and He can save you from your sins. He loves you and does not want you to die. He can save you.
by PRAISEGOD22 March 08, 2021
God Almighty, the Holy One of Israel, the Ultimate Judge, the One Who died for you sins so you could go to Heaven.
1 Thessalonians 4:14
“For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him.”
“For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him.”
by mrfunny1234 May 14, 2020
Guy at Krispy Kreme: Hi, I would like one free donut. Here's my coupon.
Lady at the register: Let me see that sir. (looks at reciept)
Oh yes, this is expired. Sorry sir. Next in line!
Guy: Jesus Christ!!!
Jesus Christ(next in line): Wha-at?!?
Guy: Oh, sorry Jesus. I just got pissed.
Jesus: Whose name do I say when I'm pissed, huh?!?
Guy: Mine?
Jesus: I suppose...but Jesus Christ is so catchy. I'll just say my name.
Guy: Tuff enough.
Lady at the register: Let me see that sir. (looks at reciept)
Oh yes, this is expired. Sorry sir. Next in line!
Guy: Jesus Christ!!!
Jesus Christ(next in line): Wha-at?!?
Guy: Oh, sorry Jesus. I just got pissed.
Jesus: Whose name do I say when I'm pissed, huh?!?
Guy: Mine?
Jesus: I suppose...but Jesus Christ is so catchy. I'll just say my name.
Guy: Tuff enough.
by hungrychance14 January 06, 2011
-Our father who had died for us and our sins and who had saved us from the devil, he who is always here with us and will always be protecting you, for if you don’t believe he has done he shall say to you when you die “depart from me for I don’t know you”. Put your trust in him before it is to late. God bless you 🙏🏻
by -human November 14, 2021