jake legs

Perminent paralysis of the legs cause by drinking a "healing tonic" or denatured alcohol in place of alcohol during prohibition

Cops been busting all the moonshiners lately so I had to drink that stuff from the drug store and I ended up with jake legs.

by lydo February 6, 2008

Jake Paul

simply shit

jake paul is shit

by gay as fuck August 19, 2017

Jake Martin

A boy from Degrassi Season 11 in his Junior year who is portrayed by Justin Kelly. Many believe he is a unicorn as it is impossible to be the level of sexy and adorable which he is. He wears a wide variety of plaid shirts and work boots which usually are not hot, but on him, they somehow are. He has flawless skin, is very tall and for some reason, when he talks, angels sing. He probably poops rainbows and lollipops. He fixes things like broken sinks and is also good with his hands (at carpentry and probably other things...). His girlfriend is Clare Edwards which is awkward because their parents are dating. This couples' nickname is Cake.

"Jake Martin would make fixing the toilet look sexy!"

or,

"I love Cake!"

by momopaul August 16, 2011

Jake

A really long dick of at least 50 inches.

Boy: Katie said she wanted him so I whipped out Jake and waxed fat a$$ til' it was red raw!

by Princess Popps April 10, 2017

Jake Burke

Jacobus Maximus. Ginger who wears a backwards hat and keeps a jar of baby diarrhea next to his bed for reasons unknown.

HERE COMES JAKE BURKE!

by Vont January 5, 2009

jake barnes

The sexual act of waxing your penis with your fathers seamen then slamming it into the anus of a man then as you get to the big finish you fake cum by gently spitting on his back as he turns around cum on his dick suck it slallow and as he falls on the ground punch him in the asshole stick the head of your penis inside your partners dick cum have a snail race if yours wins you perform a dirty sanchez to his dog go home take a cold shower then cold fuck with a roosters head up your ass and after that take the winning snail and stick him up your ass squeeze until it does

Chances dad is dead,.........................................so he did a jake barnes

by Mason Allens January 22, 2012

I am Jake

I am Jake was coined as a response to a post made by infamous Portland methhead Barbie in which she accuses one of her rando neighbor of being an anti fascist out to scare her.

I am Jake or Jake is now a symbol of anti fascism in Portland.

I am Jake because fuck the “PDX Crew” fascists.

by Dimestore February 2, 2019