denatured 

The state of possessing either a malfunctioning set of testicular apparatus or no testicular apparatus. This state of being is most common in canines, cats and whipped married men. The origin from the word stems from the distinction between one with a pair of testicular apparatus and one without said apparatus. The one with the apparatus can let nature continue whereas the one without the apparatus can't let nature continue, hence DE-NATURED.

My dog is now denatured as his testicles were duly ripped from his ballsack yesterday at the vet.

A: That man is being pushed around by his wife. He must be denatured.
B: Explains why they don't have kids.

denatured by zk3x July 3, 2010

Denatured 

A state of change, usually physical, almost always in a negative way.

'Hey, have you seen what Joan looks like lately?'
'No, but I heard she's completely denatured since our last encounter'

Denatured by BarryFromWigan August 27, 2021

Denture Capitalism 

Start-up and later stage funding provided to companies with potential for great gain or risk is typically referred to as venture capitalism. 'Denture Capitalism' captures the fact that venture capitalism is typically funded by elderly plutocrats.

'Sources report that Denture Capitalism kingpin Warren Buffett's interest in Mr. Vokonvov's innovative search engine has helped attract ample funding to the start-up.'

Denture Capitalism by Mo Dixley July 30, 2012

General Denaturov

Viktor Zolotov, a Russian general ridiculed during 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Nickname catched quickly in Polish blogosphere because General looks as if he was abusing cheap alcohol, particularly toxic denatured variant - a "drink" that in former USSR countries (due to it's toxicity) would be only consumed by bums and serious alcoholics

Russian's can't take Kiev because General Denaturov sold tanks petrol in exchange for crates of vodka

General Denaturov looks scared shitless when taking orders from Putin

General Denaturov by SeaJay-Em March 3, 2022

denture lab 

a nasty ass place where nasty ass dentures are made and repaired. People who work in these labs have cracked skin on their hands, and damaged lungs from breathing in dry plaster, stone and acrylic dust.

Tab works in a denture lab and will probably end up developing Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease. (C.O.P.D)from breathing in all the dust used in the process of this job. Tab tells some stomach turning stories about some of the dirty, smelly dentures that come in for repairs.

denture lab by Smelly denture June 17, 2008

no denture adventure 

When a particularly elderly woman pops out her dentures and gives you a blowjob.

Bennet: Yo Coop Charlies mom gave me the best no denture adventure ever last night

Coop: Oooh shit son!

no denture adventure by Lan-c3r June 10, 2014

Decaturade 

A mixed drink composed of Gatorade and Vodka. Put those electrolytes and everything in gatorade to use and help it deliver alcohol to your system more quickly!! Named after Decatur, GA.

Yo man i'm wasted.
What you sippin on?
Decaturade.

Decaturade by Greer December 10, 2003