rise on command

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'

that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.

Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."

by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022

Knight Commander

a trashy team lead by lores (currently) which fell off so badly omgomg
abbreviated as kc on bordr

THIS KNIGHT COMMANDER IS JIZZING EVERYWHERE

by IceyCharmy November 26, 2024

Commander Juicy

A random YouTuber who always sounds depressed and is a totally cringe person IRL. His evil counterpart is Captain Dry who is not yet a YouTuber. If you ever come across a Commander Juicy, you might wanna run.

James: Is that Commander Juicy????
Commander Juicy *Pulls out a whole PC from his back pocket*

by Commander Juicy January 19, 2023

Command hook

Penis. Also known as a cock or dick.

I am going to give you the command hook next time I see you.

by Scottthedefiner March 24, 2023

Command Q

alt f4, but for Apple users. Basically quits the entire application.

Person 1: press alt f4 for free weapons
Person 2: I'm on MacBook Pro.
Person 1: then press command q.
*Person 2 has left the game*

Person 1: LOOOOOOOOOL

by mrkingRandomRock June 21, 2021

esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right

now your even more bored than zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop your 1 quark away from the 6th stage of boredom. your so bored you press every single button on the keyboard

im bored af esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right

by 584940493395874392034839394 November 9, 2024