Gay Howard
Gay Howard by Beelzebub02 October 17, 2008
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The Sneaky Howard
Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.
The Sneaky Howard by Don Everest April 8, 2005
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Russell Howard
A cunt. Specifically an unfunny boss-eyed, pointy toothed cunt of a supposed comedian fancied by desperate ugly young girls and elderly women with twats drier than the Sahara.
Bob: Driving to work this morning and some Russell Howard went into the back of me.
Obediah: Did you punch him in his boss-eyed, pointy-toothed Russell fucking Howard head?
Obediah: Did you punch him in his boss-eyed, pointy-toothed Russell fucking Howard head?
Russell Howard by sarangipani January 23, 2011
Dwight Howard
Guy 1: Man did you see that block by Dwight Howard?!
Guy 2: Yeah, almost as sick as his dunk in the 2008 dunk contest!
Guy 2: Yeah, almost as sick as his dunk in the 2008 dunk contest!
Dwight Howard by BasketballFan2412 October 4, 2011
Russell Howard
Russell Howard is a British comedian who appears regularly on the show 'Mock The Week.' Put frankly, he is pathetic.
He almost never comes up with any new things to say. After the 1000th time he repeats a Bin Laden joke you just turn the television off and wonder why this Goverment approved Rent Boy was allowed to be on 'Mock The Week' let alone have his own show. Don't get me started on his annoying twitch. He's so Politically Correct it makes me sick. He's constantly talking about how much he wants to suck Obama's cock and nibble on his ballsack. If there was a show entitled 'Russell Howard gets executed' I would definitley watch it. That's what I call entertainment.
He almost never comes up with any new things to say. After the 1000th time he repeats a Bin Laden joke you just turn the television off and wonder why this Goverment approved Rent Boy was allowed to be on 'Mock The Week' let alone have his own show. Don't get me started on his annoying twitch. He's so Politically Correct it makes me sick. He's constantly talking about how much he wants to suck Obama's cock and nibble on his ballsack. If there was a show entitled 'Russell Howard gets executed' I would definitley watch it. That's what I call entertainment.
Bob: Oh look it's Russell Howard and he's constantly refreshing the page on Urban Dictionary and voting this definition down.
Jim: Oh is he that really gay comedian? I heard that his family wrote all the 'good' definitions about him.
Russell Howard: I'M NOT LOOKING AT OBAMA'S PIECE OF PORK! but I am common slime.
Jim: Oh is he that really gay comedian? I heard that his family wrote all the 'good' definitions about him.
Russell Howard: I'M NOT LOOKING AT OBAMA'S PIECE OF PORK! but I am common slime.
Russell Howard by IHateModernWarfare2 August 20, 2010
John Howard
Former Leader of the Australian conservative party;
Prime-minister of Australia 1996-2007
Brought the country out of recession and made it into a prominent member of the global community during his term in office.
The victim of a smear campaign regarding his IR laws, funded by people who lost money as a direct result of his IR laws (union leaders).
Now regarded as the devil by those ignorant enough to believe what they see on television without checking wikipedia first.
Neglectful of the environment in favour of economic concern.
Didn't say sorry
Strengthened bonds with the USA, which was a good thing until Bush got into office.
Really needed to trim his eyebrows
Resembles Mr. Sheen
Prime-minister of Australia 1996-2007
Brought the country out of recession and made it into a prominent member of the global community during his term in office.
The victim of a smear campaign regarding his IR laws, funded by people who lost money as a direct result of his IR laws (union leaders).
Now regarded as the devil by those ignorant enough to believe what they see on television without checking wikipedia first.
Neglectful of the environment in favour of economic concern.
Didn't say sorry
Strengthened bonds with the USA, which was a good thing until Bush got into office.
Really needed to trim his eyebrows
Resembles Mr. Sheen
People with an extreme view of John Howard need to look back and see where they got their information.
Man1: "John Howard was such a liar-yesman-spineless-slimy rat!"
Man2: "Arent all politicians?"
Man1: "John Howard was such a liar-yesman-spineless-slimy rat!"
Man2: "Arent all politicians?"
John Howard by Delusions_Of_Grandeur June 7, 2009
Aiden Howard
A man who came from nothing. Truly a rags to riches story. Grew up in the slums of Brazil and moved to the United States when he was 11. He mastered the art of glass blowing, among other types of blowing. He became the first gold medal winner in the olympics for blowing.
You could say the other players sucked, or rather, got sucked. His life story is an inspirational one, and he recently received the medal of freedom from Donald J Trump, the big man himself.
You could say the other players sucked, or rather, got sucked. His life story is an inspirational one, and he recently received the medal of freedom from Donald J Trump, the big man himself.
Gay club owner: “Did you see that boy walkin’ down the street?”
Employee: “Yeah, that was Aiden Howard, four time gold medal winner in blowing!”
Employee: “Yeah, that was Aiden Howard, four time gold medal winner in blowing!”
Aiden Howard by AMISH_THUNDER_69 March 1, 2019