Hoon

New Zealand high schooler slang for Vapes/E-cigarettes
Refers to the vape itself or the act of vaping.

Fiend 1: "Oi brudda chuck us a hoon aye"
Fiend 2: "hold on aye, hoon needs charging"

or

Fiend 1: "Imma have a hoon real quick"
Concerned fiend: "Just realised we're straight up crippling 60 nic addicts"
Fiend 1: yeah scuffed aye? *hoons*

by mynidro November 22, 2020

hoodtogerpher

Uses phones to take good pics

Oh that there is an hoodtogerpher

by Tyrell the goat December 29, 2020

hoodtons

The crumbling of any crackers to substitute for croutons for a salad.

We out of croutons so I made some hoodtons.

Aye man pass the hoodtons!

by Its_beezybaby March 9, 2021

Hoons

Just another way of saying a cigarette. A good ole jimmy heater. Most of the time it is used at a bar or a party as code word for a quick drunk cig.

Hey Joe where are my Hoons?
I don’t know Cody, you probably left them in the Hoon lounge.

by You ate my curtain January 21, 2021

hoonet

Hundred, or a cooler version of hunnit. You don't here this one used very often by people under 30,

30 year-old A : How many left to you?
30 year-old B: Just one hoonet left to go!

by cool30yearold March 19, 2021

Hooneyschmank

When you’re fucking a girl doggy style and your balls slap against her thighs

“Fuck man I had a real big hooneyschmank last night and now my balls are so sore”

by jizzman2012 April 17, 2021

Hoon

"Hodl" follows from an event which creates downward pressures on your crypto investments. To 'go to the moon' is said when you think the token is about to explode. To 'hoon' is to recognise the middle ground between these two extremes.

The transaction volume of my bitcoin investment has remained consistent all month. Ima hoon this shit. Ima hoon this shit up

by Nebulas May 30, 2021