So help me God 

A little phrase used to sound powerful while making a threat.

John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!

Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?

So help me God by 2009ends October 4, 2009

i need mental help 

When you say some gay ass shit

"AHH CAILLOU CUM IN MY BUTT". "Ummm I'm not gonna even ask" "I need mental help"

i need mental help by yuhyuh69420 October 20, 2019

Left 4 Help 

Ditching ones friends to be assaulted by the Horde on Left 4 Dead or any other multiplayer game which requires everyones full teamwork and cooperation. Usually resulting in the deaths of all teammates but said ditcher. Also, betraying ones friends by lighting them on fire with any in-game incendiary weapons.

Anthony Left 4 Help last night while I was being attacked by the Horde, then decided "help" more by throwing his molotov directly at my feet and surrounding zombies.

Left 4 Help by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009

GIRL HELP 

/ɡərl help/
expression

in which one expresses distress about a completely overexaggerated situation. typically used when one is in a body of water, or stuck in a large object.

"GIRL HELP I AM IN THE WATER"

GIRL HELP by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021

If you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you 

This sentence belongs to Mr.Beast. He has a YouTube channel and he is pewdiepies biggest supporter and has been noticed by pewdiepie countless times. He spends a lot of his money donating to pewdiepie.

"if you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you" Chris

If you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you by Addywaddy81 July 6, 2019

Google Chrome Help Community 

A place where kids in school ask "How do I unblock Roblox on a school PC?"

(No I'm fucking serious go take a look for yourself)

Welcome to the Google Chrome Help Community

Categories

Accessing Websites

-how do i unblock roblox on a school pc
- how do i unblock websites
- www.roblox.com

Google Chrome Help Community by nice rigger November 17, 2020

Are you trying to help me grow a beard 

This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie

Are you trying to help me grow a beard

Are you trying to help me grow a beard by anonymous September 12, 2021