Brian Griffin

A pretentious douchebag of a dog who always thinks highly of himself and considers himself an intellectual when really the world would be better off without him. He has no consideration or respect for anyone whatsoever, and will go at lengths to try to impress everyone around him, thinking he'll be accepted, but fails to come to terms with the fact that he is a nobody. First of all, he usually tries to hit on Lois every chance he gets, even though she's already married. It also shows due to the fact that Peter does everything for him, even saving him when he was a stray and bringing him into his house, and that proves it. He constantly shits all over the Griffins' yard, which is all he is ever good for as a dog, and he gives people herpes. Along with that, he thinks he deserves Lois more than Peter, due to her husband neglecting her to do other things and that they have more in common, yet he is completely ignorant to the fact that she doesn't want him. Brian Griffin is also not a trustworthy dog and never pays for shit, and when he is asked to do so, he promises to pay later, but really, he fails to keep his promises. No wonder why he stays at Peter's house. Among other problems, Brian is always egotistical and thinks he is the smartest, most deserving, most charming dog in the world when in reality he is none of these, in fact he is the opposite.

Part 2: He can be compared to Holden Caulfield since they both believe themselves to be profoundly smarter than most of their peers but really they are just spoiled brats, which makes it coincidental as Brian seems to idolizes him. Along with being a smug, arrogant loser who thinks he is smart, he tries to prove that he is smart by becoming a writer, but usually comes off as a rather terrible one, since he couldn't spell the word "definite" correctly. Brian Griffin also claims to be extremely liberal, but does nothing to solve problems that most other liberals complain about. Another way he tries to look cool is that he owns and drives a Toyota Prius, but even this fails as he doesn't catch onto the fact that he's a total loser. Brian is also an athiest and looks down on Christians, Jews, etc., thinking of them as idiots, when he himself is even more pathetic. He has failed college twice, but desperately puts on his facade of being an intellectual to hide this fact. When Quagmire calls him out on all of these things, he makes Brian realize the truth, and when Brian tries to make up with him, he usually just makes Quagmire's hatred towards him even worse since he is and will always be a complete nobody. The most important thing, however, is the fact that Brian put up a racist tweet about black people before watching Ride Along 3. In conclusion, I think Brian is the worst character on Family Guy I have ever seen. He is a total shitstain and should kill himself immediately.

by Quagmire2k01 August 8, 2019

Griffin

Griffin is that shy guy who seems popular but really isn't. He fits in with every clique at school and is very to himself. Although he may seem lonely, he's a beast at sports and wins a lot for his team. He's super hot and his laugh will make you happy inside. Griffin isn't like anyone else you'll ever meet.

Griffin is so cute oh my god!

by yourlocaldouchebag May 25, 2017

Griffin

Griffins are the kind of guys who have insanely funny brothers who they often take after. They frequently find themselves in the friendzone but time and time again he swears "she is the one". If your name is Griffin and you start crying, they always tend to come back to their mother. Griffins usually cannot handle their liquor, and on a night out you can usually find him having a deep, affectionate conversation with a stranger.

Why the fuck is Griffin throwing up after two drinks?

by poontapper69 October 10, 2019

Griffin'

Griffen(verb)- To lie to the point where every word you say is hard to believe.

Synonyms: Cappin, frontin, lying

Griff: "Yo I just did Perks with Fanning"
Rest of Group: "Yo quit Griffin' bro."

Griff: "Nahhh, I did bro."
Rest of Group: "Dude we fucking know you are Griffin'."

by #StopGriffin October 20, 2019

Griffin

Someone who always laughs at this guy named Yianni and his laugh.

Griffin: Hey, have you heard Yianni's laugh? Lmao

by yians2034820 November 13, 2019

Griffin

Griffin is a great hockey player and soccer goalie. He can be funny and nice but most of the time he is annoying. He likes to make fun of people (whom he secretly likes) and then takes the joke and posts it on the Urban dictionary. He can be gay and like boys named Schoen but that’s okay because after his friends stop making fun of him, they will accept Griffin for who he is. Some Griffins may also be transgender but nothing’s wrong with that either! ❤️Griffin and Scheon forever❤️

Person 1: Is that Griffin making fun of Schoen?
Person 2: Yeah, they’re married.

by Idk_who_1234 November 29, 2019

Griffin

A person on your team that suck at all positions

Griffin is a shit ass kicker 🦵

by Beefboss October 5, 2021