Gankity

adj. barely working, in particular, held together by duct tape.

Emily's camera was so gankity, it was held together with a rubber band and a piece of duct tape.

by estrellaaaa October 20, 2008

ganking your chain

A phrase to describe scratching under or around a mans own testicles and immediately smelling his own hand.

Ganking your chain can be any process by which one smells the potent odor surrounding their balls, but the hand mechanism is a common connotation.

An example of ganking your chain: I was ganking my own chain after my workout and I had some serious Mexican stinky balls going on. I ganked my chain after my shower and my gouch was pristine.

by chainganker123 July 15, 2011

Gaksinorc

A type of snowboarding jump requiring a 360 degree rotation and at least one corkscrew. It must be performed under the influence of a Class A narcotic, typically crack cocaine or crystal meth, due to the combination of chemical induced euphoria and unadulterated shakabraness in its purest form.

"Dude, did Hans Hindnich actually just make that jump or am I tripping balls?"
"Bra he just Gaksinorc'd, don't go talk to him or he'll shoot you with crack rocks"

by admiral hornblower May 3, 2013

garking

The sound someone makes when you're sucking your own dick. Invented by Reina Scully on the "Surprise Butt Sex?!" SourceFed Podcast

"Are you garking? Can you gark? Cause it totally sounds like you were garking in the bathroom"

"I heard Mansion can gark! He removed his own ribs so he could suck his dick!"

by DrSecret July 17, 2016

Gankie

Gankie is the softest blanket in the world.

Friend: What you got there?
You: A GANKIEEEEEEEEE

by ACKMICBACLAVA March 9, 2021

Gluten-Gaslighted

When people think you are 'faking' your gluten intolerance and label you as difficult and neurotic.

OMG, I got Gluten-Gaslighted on the yoga retreat - the others thought it was all in my head and told me so, despite me having a obvious and severe physical reaction to the bread!

by Ali Sea July 13, 2017

Alex Gaskarth

the bent-dicked vocalist for all time low.

x: hey, do you like all time low?
y: yeah ! their singer alex gaskarth is kinda questionable tho

by rosecoloredhomo June 13, 2018