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In the future...

You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.

Rape will be legal.

It will be legal to rape infants.

Human sacrifices will be made legal.

Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.

Cannibalism will be legal.
by Observer March 19, 2005
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two weeks into the future

The near future.

Exactly how far into the future is ambiguous, but it generally refers to anywhere from five to fifty years. Far enough into the future to be noticeably different from the present, but not far enough to be unrecognizable from the present.

Can also be "twenty minutes into the future", "five minutes into the future", and so forth. In this context, "two weeks" (or "twenty minutes" or "five minutes") is exagerrated the same way "that is so five minutes ago" is an exaggerated way of saying something is days or weeks out of date, or "this is taking all day" is an exaggerated way of saying something is taking too long.
"I just read a really good science fiction novel. You should check it out if you're into that sort of thing."

"Is it really futuristic, like Star Wars? With flying cars and ships and laser guns and laser swords? That kind of stuff?"

"No, it's more of a 'two weeks into the future' sort of thing."
by Richard Phillips February 15, 2006
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space future

What stupid future malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!
by lunar April 4, 2003
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industrial society and its future

Industrial Society and Its Future
Theodore Kaczynski
1995
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The
continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world,
it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical
suffering even in “advanced” countries.
"May I sit there?"
"That's my lap!"
"I know what I said."
"Industrial Society and Its Future
Theodore Kaczynski
1995
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The
continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world,
it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical
suffering even in “advanced” countries."
"WHAT THE FUCK"
by POTUS Official December 6, 2021
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Back to the Future

Where you rear someone so hard they end up in 1955.
I saw Melissa this morning and she was really old. Maybe it was on the account that Back to the Futured her last night.
by Bort826TFWorld June 14, 2010
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The Future

1.Greatness set to happen in the distant Future
2. Ricky G Gardner is "The Future" the only hope Wall Basketball has of ever winning more than 5 games
1. Dude in 3 years The NY Jets will win the SuperBowl


2.When i looked into the reflection of Derek's tie i saw "The Future"
by J.O. Wall January 12, 2009
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Back To The Future

A term used to describe any form of cannabis/weed/marijuana that is so potent it makes you feel like you're time travelling... even when you're standing still in one place.

First used by Mak Bird in Las Vegas, Nevada circa 2006/2007
Dude, that shit was so powerful, I started remembering shit from when I was five! That's that BACK TO THE FUTURE weed!
by maktown September 13, 2014
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