Floring

A type of flirtation where you want to fuck the living shit out of someone

“I’m Floring with you”

by Timmyymmymymtmy September 8, 2022

Flirting

The sublte art of seduction ;)

Jenny was flirting with Rue all evening.

by it_eez-what-it_eez September 10, 2022

Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022

Flirting

A popular way to awkwardly compliment someone in hopes of winning their hearts.

Mum: *sees you talking to girl*
You: *ends conversation with girl*
Mum: *walks over*
You: "don't even."
Mum: "so, who were you flirting with?"
You: *transforms into tomato*

by Just your average dude October 21, 2022

Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.

The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....

by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023

floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

floating sand

When you illegally drive a lifted Toyota in Hawaii on a public beach that has been closed off to all vehicles, originated in Makaha but eventually made it to outer islands.

When you are too busy to pick up the phone because you are ‘floating sand’ with the boys

by Sillyboys808 March 19, 2023