Fecal Fantasy

An all encompassing obsession with stools, not always of a sexual nature. The desire to take a big dump in every bathroom you find. To meticulously calculate this undertaking in a group. Fecal Fantasy Force

Billy: Gee Sally, I had the greatest Fecal Fantasy this morning.

Sally: Really Billy, what's that?

Billy: I wanna drop a deuce in every bathroom on our college campus.

Sally: My dear! What an undertaking! We may need to call for backup.

Billy: QUICKLY SALLY TO THE BM HOTLINE!!!! Assemble the FECAL FANTASY FORCE!!!!

Sally: Damn right!

by LUX February 16, 2004

Fecal-Shmeckled

(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock

Guy #1: What smells?

Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled

by Mashque September 22, 2010

fecalization

Complete bullshit, cobbled together from fragments of legitimate truth.

ALT:
A statement, given as fact, which will lead ONLY to Glen Beck or the Tea Party if researched.

A: That salesman sure seemed to know about computers.
B: No way, pure fecalization.

ALT:
A: Have you heard what Glen Beck said about civil rights?

B: Yeah bro. Total fecalization.

by elmoloveftl November 24, 2011

fecal rope

string o shit

We promise 9 feet of fecal rope in our raunchy vids

by Billche April 6, 2003

fecal flinger

One who fucks off a lot, or is fucking off at the time.

One who throws shit, similar to a monkey.

Used offten to harass friends.

"Get in the truck you fuckin' fecal flinger"

by Andy M. January 20, 2007

FECAL FATIGUE

The complete exhaustion of cleaning your home of animal fecal matter.

My wife ran over the puppy because she was suffering from fecal fatigue.

by Harmon from G-ville February 2, 2010

felacio

Another word for head but, more casual and formal. And its seen as a whole. Not how the other guy said it

My wife tends to give me felacio quite often when shes on the rag.
Id like come felacio please

by Big h dawgggg December 28, 2005