Face Nut

When your girlfriend makes you cum on her rather than in her, but then she wipes it off her body and slaps you in the face with your own nut.

Jack's had wild sex with his girlfriend Ariana, but was in for a serious surprise at the end when she gave him a face nut.

by DV420Swagger March 20, 2020

Face Condom

Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus

Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.

by Florilla June 27, 2020

face plant

falling on your face in a humurous fashion; the act of planting your face on the ground

As she rolled on the floor laughing while watching that dude whose pants fall off when he dives over the fence while he is playing baseball and falls on his face on America's Funniest Videos Jenn said, "I sure do love a good face plant!"

by HennyPenny415 December 3, 2007

face space urchin

Someone who is addicted to msn/facebook/myspace/bebo etc. Hence "FaceSpace"

Ben have you seen Garry recently?
Nah, hes always online, becoming a real face space urchin

by Ben Oakes December 10, 2007

face exercises

giving blowjobs (i.e., a good way to slim down yr face)

Man, I feel chubs - I should really do some face exercises. My boyfriend will be stoked!

by lil_circe May 5, 2008

Face-cull

Removal of someone from a Facebook friend list, often if the person isn't a real-life or close 'friend'.

'That bitch, she Face-culled me!'

'I don't know half of the people on my friends list, I'm gonna have a mass Face-cull'

by rit locus August 26, 2009

Face Googling

When a person can't look you in the eyes, they just keep searching your face.

I wonder whats on my face. That asshole at the bar was face googling me the entire time.

by albyl December 25, 2009