failing upwards

the only podcast that matters

Failing Upwards, the only podcast that matters you dead bitch

by sache_5 October 15, 2018

double-cream filling

A double-cream filling is the cum deposited in a guy's asshole when two dudes fuck him and have cumgasms when they fuck him in his asshole and have cumgasms at the same time.

Two of my roomies fucked me at the same time and gave me a double-cream filling!

by USAF Cadet August 19, 2021

fallange

1: general term for a dimwit or idiot

2: another name for the female sexual part

1: YOU are a fallange

2: "can i see your fallange?"; "nice fallange.."

by lightscameraaction April 9, 2009

Bad FallingBostel

a place which is almost always described as

"Hell...it isn't all that bad"

it offers many exciting brochures such as Crucify your family and scare the shit into your parents.

Phone Number 666 6666 6666666 7 66666 Klondike 6666

when you get through ask for Senior representitive Lucifer then ask him to speak to his superior Kieron Glen.

Lots of years are spent eating, drinking and getting laid in Bad FallingBostel. The only major problem being a high amount of lawyers....suspiciously.

"Lets go to Bad Fallingbostel"
"My Gran lives their"
"so does Margret Thatcher and Bill clinton"
"oh lots of fun"

by Moose_Man January 28, 2009

Free Fallin'

When a girl forgets to wear a bra and her boobs are like free fallin'.

"Ewww is she wearing a bra?"
"No she's free fallin'"

by aiorejotj October 15, 2008

fellingus

A smooth amalgamation of the words fellatio and cunnilingus. Used when referring to sexual acts.

"So, did you engage in fellingus with Sarah last night?"

by The P. April 23, 2006

Knocking her fillings out

To make love to a woman in a hard energetic mannor. So much so that it may loosen the fillings in her teeth.

Q: "I heard your bed springs from next door Bob. must have been some session."
A: "It sure was Bill my cock is throbbing i was knocking her fillings out."

by Big Jock79 December 16, 2010