english vice
Mistress Catherine is heavily into "The English Vice". Her collection of canes would make any school master proud!
english vice by Le Marteau July 7, 2009
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English Bob
General name given to English ex pats living in South East Asia. They will often manage bars, restaurants or go go clubs and will spend their time sipping beer and telling anyone who will listen how large their penis is.
They will usually be a Manchester United fan because they love to be hated.
They will usually be a Manchester United fan because they love to be hated.
That guy was a right English Bob, he wouldnt stop talking about his penis.
Let's go to that bar that English Bob runs. We can cadge a few beers off him.
Let's go to that bar that English Bob runs. We can cadge a few beers off him.
English Bob by Arthur Montford's Lovechild February 11, 2010
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english omelette
A sexual act involving one man, three women, and a 7 year old dog. Nearly impossible to perform, unless one is a gymnast.
Hey Timothy, did you see that web clip of tht dog doing an english omelette to those girls and that guy?
english omelette by Ralph Metzner November 25, 2007
English Mehod
Homosexual sexual position in which ones cock is placed between his partners quivering thighs...thrusting then occurs until ejaculation.
Marco's thighs were the perfect size and shape for use by Bruce in his favorite position, the weekly standard.
English Mehod by King of Jizz June 18, 2005
English Teacher
A dumb fucking monkey that wanted to be a teacher but she was too retarded so she settled for English . They tend to have a FUCKING MASSIVE ego and they think what they do is important, even though they have the attention span of an un-laised fucking shoe
English Teacher by BiggerMike November 28, 2018
English Breakfast
An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.
I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.
English Breakfast by Chubbs Rambone July 27, 2011
English Cum Crannie
An action in which you have sex during breakfast and you ejaculate into a nooks and crannies english muffin and your partner licks the english muffin
English Cum Crannie by Twatbiscut July 1, 2016