Dinger

1. Someone who has absolutely no concept of time, and is always so so incredibly late.

2. A person who constantly makes other people wait on them, for hours, and on some severe occasions days.

- When it comes to the timeline of days rather than hours, that would be referred to as a “Ash Dinger”
3. Has absolutely zero self awareness as to how one’s actions directly impacts other around them.

My friend John asked me to pick him up tomorrow at 1 PM, but everyone knows he is a real dinger and is always making people wait on him for a ridiculous amount of time so I am not going to show up until 2 PM.

by ShadowManScoobs June 14, 2023

Dinger

The guy from the meth show that make the black chicken man go boom boom

Alex you are in need of serious dinger

by Blackmonkey33ilikemenwo August 5, 2023

Doinkers

Your dogs. Toes. Keep them caged please nobody wants to see that.

"Bro, that girl over there has her doinkers out!"
"My God, that is hot."

by dazaisjuicyyummyhotbuttock September 17, 2023

Dinger

Bad misspelling of finger

I love my dinger

by Dingerfinger October 8, 2023

doinker boinking

being nonchalant about sillyness.

—-
let roe hit

we were doinker boinking at walmart yesterday.

by jsns shakajs d November 14, 2023

dinger

Human fingers which, through either hard work or other intensive manual labour, have devolved to look like human dicks.

"Hey Joao, can you open up my Fanta? Shit I forgot... your dingers are too rough."

by Sam_Joanneski November 29, 2023

Dinger

formally known as "The Hammer" now know as a "Dinger"

Mechanic - "Hey shop rat pass me a dinger"
Shop rat - "What's a dinger?"
Mechanic - "Idiot"

by "The Mechanic" February 12, 2024