The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.
by Da Punkin October 08, 2016
by thoughtless pig September 14, 2006
The fattest of fattest joints in the galaxy. Can only be rolled with rawthentic rolling papers. Only the best of the best can roll doinkers.
by 420BackwardsBlazeIt January 28, 2019
by john September 05, 2003
An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").
by EJ Spode September 05, 2008
White silly boy with a tendency to get burnt when exposed to the sun light. You can identify them easily as they have a very big penis. If you have one under your care you must know their diet is strictly based on steroids and powder.
by Doinka69 April 28, 2019