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n.- doinkers are the feather-like hairs that stick up at the back of a scene type hairstyle.

close relative to 'dickers'.

"This morning I was trying to get my doinkers up but they kept falling down. I need a haircut, Goddammit!"

doinkers by skank_sam May 17, 2007

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Doinkers

Doinkers are fun, kid-powered animated ears. Use a hand controller to activate the movement of soft character ears (either one at a time or both at once) which are attached to a headband. Made by WowWee, award winning toy company best known for Robosapien and PaperJamz.

I want Doinkers bunny ears for Easter! They are made by WowWee and you will be able to find them just about everywhere!

Doinkers by WowWee!! June 30, 2011

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Doinkers

A high quality rat fathered by two even higher quality men: Quinnigan and Shaney Boi Swag.

Holy shit that doinkers didn't eat his dinner, no carvel for him!

Doinkers by bobsageeeettttt February 14, 2018

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Doinkers

Your dogs. Toes. Keep them caged please nobody wants to see that.

"Bro, that girl over there has her doinkers out!"
"My God, that is hot."

Doinkers by dazaisjuicyyummyhotbuttock September 17, 2023

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Dong Doinkers

To have fat boobies

"Yo my teacher in my english class had some fat Dong Doinkers!"

Dong Doinkers by Random person u dont know March 1, 2025

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Yoinker doinkers

Used when you grab something

Dude im gonna go yoinker doinker that waterbottle
Or
*grabs a piece of chocolate* yoinker doinkers

Yoinker doinkers by Nicothegay May 11, 2026

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Drinkers remorse

The feeling of sadness you have the day after (having hang overs). Often you feel a bit embarrassed by the things you did the day before. Also, often people who have been out drinking tend to be a bit depressed the next day presumably because of a chemical reaction in the brain caused by the alcohol consumption.

person1: how are you today? you were proper wasted yesterday!
person2: yeah. It was not my finest hour, if now what i'm saying... I'm feeling the drinkers remorse today

Drinkers remorse by Jakob Orbesen April 12, 2008

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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