Russian Nose Dive

Where you stick your asshole on somebody's nose when they are asleep.

Did you see Michael last night, I gave him a Russian Nose Dive while he was asleep.

by jynxsk8 January 14, 2009

chocolate sky-dive

An expression which describes when an person poos (slang for excretion) from great height. It must then hits an unsuspecting pedestrian which at minimum hospitalises them. However for maximum points, the impact must kill them. Giving pink eye adds bonus points.

Dude! The other day me and Derek chocolate sky-dived this disabled kid from the top of my apartment! He almost died and got pinkeye, that's so many points!

by the chocolate sky-diver December 26, 2010

Red diver ass muncher

to eat out a vagina on its period for the main course then proceed to anus for a doo doo dessert.

dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.

by rockstarrr April 13, 2008

Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb

Derived from the name of Quetzalcoatl, whose name comes from the Nahuatl language and has the meaning of "feathered-serpent", the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb entails smothering of the male sexual partner's penis in hot bovril and then feathers so that the resulting sexual organ is both feathered and serpentine in its scaly burntness. The Male then plunges his organ into the orifice of his choice and nature takes over from there.

Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.

Bartholemy: Hello old bean! I do say I gave Miriam quite the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb last night!

Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?

Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.

Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?

Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.

by Cornelius P. Bulletball January 18, 2010

Divemar

Neymar, that snake dives like a little shit, better at swimming than football,.mojesh anna nanni dengaku

Don't be a divemar

by Freaky_Nwotniam July 12, 2021

Swallow Diver

The swooping motion of a females mouth in a diving fashion to engulf a mans member without hesitation nor moral obligation.

Hey Ted, when you and Janice hooked up the other night did you have to ask or was she just a natural swallow diver?

When me and my girlfriend first hooked up, I knew she was a committed swallow diver for the long haul.

by Yodes III May 4, 2009

High Dive

A body shot where a male achieves an erection, places a shot of alcohol on the tip of his penis and launches it into the mouth of the recipient of the shot.

chick - "Hey wanna do body shots?"

dude- "I have a better idea, have you ever heard of a High Dive?"

chick- "What's that?"

dude- "I'll show you..."

by paleraven7351 January 13, 2012