Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

Designated Desiree

This noun refers to a woman, who is described as being the village door knob, for everyone has had a turn. She is a woman who places her vag before her kids, and a personified gold digger. Essentially just that one girl in town, who everyone knows her, and is ashamed how they know her.

"Yo man where is y'all's DD. Our Designated Drivers? Nah man, y'all's Designated Desiree!"

by PearlMarine December 29, 2020

Prabal Designs

They are so minimal yet appealing
They attract people with their simple & talented nature.

You are so Minimalistic just like Prabal Designs

by Ministry Of Minimalism November 24, 2021

Ripex Designs

Ripex Designs is a Canadian designer headquartered in Ontario. The designer makes gaming graphics for organizations and competitive players of the "Fortnite" game. Ripex Designs also has a large design discord server, which pushes designers to be innovative and work harder. Ripex Designs is also noted for releasing background packs for each season of "Fortnite" during the period of chapter 4.

"Ripex Designs" A Designer With Extreme Talent

by Pandora the explora September 16, 2023

Intended game design

Definitly not a bug that the game developers are definitly not too lazy to fix.

Dude 1: Dude I just discovered a new bug in this game.
Dude 2: Dude don't you know, that's just intended game design

by Abstuz October 2, 2019

Design Despair

Noticing the over use of a design style or font in use in popular culture, which leads graphic designers to mental fatigue and despair. Severe cases result in murder/suicides using metal etched Helvetica letting, art deco lamps of slender women holding opaque spheres above their heads and starbursts containing the word 'New'.

Suzi exclaimed "Oh Brad! I just can't get over this Steampunk fad we've got at the moment. It's giving me serious Design Despair. If I see one more flyer using the Coffee Tin font I'm going to destroy (insert any significant cartoon cultural icon) by giving it claws and dripping blood.

by Matt_Decker February 20, 2012

By design

Yeah, it's an ANTI-THEFT PROTOCOL and if it's going off then you gotta tell me or you're going to die until you tell me and then we're all going to die.

Hym "And that's by design. And the REASON it needs to work that way is because IF IT DOESN'T... Much like SUCHIR BALAJI (Who I haven't forgotten about) I will end up dead. Me dying or killing myself isn't going to stop it because literally only one thing stops it. Also by design."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2025