deaf aid

deaf aid is a bluetooth device which looks just like a hearing aid

look at the size of that deaf aid that bloke is using

by tru trix December 9, 2008

Degassed

Degassed (D.G.A.S.'d) is an acronym for "Don't Give a Shit". It refers to a state of being where you stop caring about your problems, usually via drugs or alcohol.

This has been the longest day ever - I can't wait to get off and get degassed.

by djfatben March 1, 2009

deafmegan

Noun - band in Evansville, IN that melts faces with amazing instrumentation and inmeasurable fun; also a character on the Showtime show, "Weeds" who was named after the band

Verb - to be paralyzed by amazingness

Noun - That band deafmegan last night kicked ass!

Verb - That BJ was deafmegan! Do it again!

by trmptplaya February 4, 2010

Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010

Deaf Spouse

That one person you can tell anything, and they won't judge you for it.

Rosie's my Deaf Spouse you can tell her anything, without judgement!

by ThatKiddKofi September 26, 2010

deafster

A person with head phones who puts the music on their ipod to an obnoxiously loud volume, so loud, that everyone around them can hear it.

Guy 1 - "The bus ride home was horrible!"
Guy 2- "Why??"
Guy 1 - "The deafster sitting next to me was a fan of heavy metal, and miley cyrus."
Guy 2 - "That sucks!!"

by Peesedoff November 5, 2010

Degadon

The distance from earth to the sun.

the earth is 1 degadon from the sun

by traveller8866 November 5, 2013