custard filled croissant

A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.

I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

Custard Tree

Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out

A.K.A Custard Web

You're dads in my Custard Tree

by The custardodian March 16, 2012

Custard Surprise

A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.

Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!

by AnonMan October 17, 2015

custard guzzler

The term used for a person who likes the taste of sperm in large quantities...

God damn, she grabbed my dick , and sucked until the last drop was gone and no spills. She was a real custard guzzler!!!!

by 99p Shop November 30, 2016

custard

A name of something

my friendly dragon is named custard in a poem "The Tale of Custard The Dragon"

by magck February 20, 2017

Custard sausage

Usually when a male masterbates in bed then sleep naked. When you wake up you have a hard smelly white substance on the male genital area.

" man when i woke up this morning i had A Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017

Custard Sausage

Usually when a male masterbates before bed. When he wakes up the is a dry, smelly substance on the genital area.

"Man when Iwoke up this morning i had a Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017