the mom-croon

A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.

Person 1: Did you see Taylor's dancing at the Grammys?
Person 2: yah she was just doing the mom-croon

by emilymichelleswift13 September 27, 2015

crowtein

A essential meganutrient found in crows' eggs. Somewhat similar to protein, but far more extreme. Its ultimate powers are unlocked when combined with vodka and full-fat dairy products.

-Hey, bro, you're looking ripped like a bodyguard. What's your secret?
-I've been slamming crowtein-packed Fight Milk erryday Now I fight with the ferocity of 50 crows!!

by WolfCola March 2, 2017

cross-posting

Posting the same message across multiple forums, listservs, newsgroups, etc.

Technically a form of spamming, though not always malicious.

Hi-rong had an urgent question, but cross-posting his message on all the listservs he knew left him banned and dishonored.

by NoorB October 26, 2005

Crooks and nannies

When a person is stoned out of their mind they will say this word when refering to a small crevice within a object

Don't forget to clean all of the crooks and nannies in that ceiling fan.

by The X stoner-in-law January 7, 2009

Cross Beaming

When a group of gentlemen gather in a circle and cross their dongs as if they were support beams.

Steve,Gareth,Larry and Paul were all bored so they decided to try cross beaming their wangs.

by LONG DONG SILVER January 11, 2015

cross streaming

The ultimate bond of brotherhood. To guys pee at the same time and try cross streams with each other. The ability for them to pee in front of each other resembles ultimate trusts in each other. The bond formed is stronger then the bond between Siamese twins.

Boy 1: Hey mate should we try cross streaming
Boy 2: Jeez, I don’t know if I’m ready for that type of commitment yet!

by The Suburban Errorist March 4, 2018

finger crotch

The large space between the thumb and pointer finger.

Her finger crotch was larger than the whore baby's.

by samsmithsonion April 11, 2015