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Couples Disease

When 2 people (both in seperate relationships) are so used to being in a couple that they are adapted to being in a pair. If the other half of the relationship is not around, then the person will try to form a pairing with another person (preferably someone who is also in a relationship). This pairing usually contains no sexual activity, but will usually contain some "snuggling" if it is an other night situation.

These people (ever since being in a relationship) crave being in a pair. This will mean that in groups of 3, if there are 2 people in a relationship and one person who is single, the two people currently in a relationship will attach to each other due to the fact that they have something in common (the fact that they are both in a relationship). This will leave the person who is not in a relationship left out of conversation (see "Third Wheel).
This leaves the single person to realize this, and will give him the urge to write this on urban dictionary (because he has nothing better to do and is single...)

You cannot contract the disease without being in a relationship, as you don't feel the NEED to bond (that doesn't mean they don't WANT to form a bond though...)
Mac is going out with *insert girl A's name here
Mia is going out with *insert boy A's name here

Mac and Mia decide to snuggle up together for the night leaving *insert lonely person's name here* on his own for the night. Lonely person realizes that Mac and Mia have Couples Disease
by DMAN03 July 13, 2012
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couchella

Since we all have to stay home during lockdown, “Couchella” was made. It’s like the music festival “Coachella”, but instead of traveling, you stay home on your couch, hence the name, and probably binge Netflix.
Person 1: “Are you still going to Coachella?”
Person 2: “ I can’t because of lockdown, so I’m going to Couchella instead.”
Person 1: “Can I come?”
by TeslaPuggalotsX May 19, 2020
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couple dp

having the same profile at discord, facebook, and other social media accounts.
by otin kamungay July 20, 2021
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Fucking Couche

Mixture of 'cunt' and 'douche', now commonly used to describe someone who stays in when everyone else is going out and does not even take part in the prelash. The word 'fucking' is then usually put before it for maximum effect.
'Dude, Gina isn't coming out tonight' 'What?! Gina is a fucking couche!'
by michallat November 8, 2011
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hentai couple

When the couple consists of a big fat ugly monster and a small loli. Usually used to prefer to a straight couple with a dramatic height difference. Now when its the girl that's big, and the guy that's small, that's where it gets interesting. :^)
Person 1: Man.. Greg is 6'4 and Shelly is 5'1 isn't that kind of weird?
Person 2: That's kind of hot though, Think about, they're a hentai couple.
Person 1: Oh yeah... :^)
by hahathatsthesexnumber May 21, 2018
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Snapchat Couples

Snapchat couples are couples in school that seems super sweet on snap, but don’t show it in person. They say they love each other while texting, but not in person
Person one:“Bro, that Snapchat couple is making me mad. Says he loves her but doesn’t show it.”
Person two: “What’s. Snapchat couple?”
Person one: “Snapchat couples are couples in school that seems super sweet on snap, but don’t show it in person. They say they love each other while texting, but not in person”
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Urban couple

A urban couple is that boy and or girlfriend that writes a definition on urban dictionary about they significant other u see my problem with this is when I think of urban dictionary I think of funny definitions not your significant other when I think of Alivia I think of a women that puts olives in her vagina I don’t see a intelligent attractive human being who’s perfect because I’m not a narcissist I want to laugh not to vomit at your clique definitions atleast be creative about it.
Jenifer is a awesome hot human being.
Stop this is so generic were not a urban couple
by poop the man April 15, 2019
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