Human Contact

something i haven't had in 4 years.

My mom: "Hey, i made you break-"
me: *SCREEECH*
My mom: *opens the blinds*
me: *dies*

so, yeah. Human contact.

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 24, 2022

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making base contact

Making Base Contact; "saying" meaning contacting your wife, girlfriend, or serious female relationship via your cellular phone, just like as paramedics make base contact to get additional orders for patient care, one can give ones female an updated status on what the boys and yourself are doing.

you: hey guys so are we getting ready to head to the bar now?

friends: yeah sure were leaving in ten, can't wait to get smashed!!

you: sounds great lemme just go "make base contact" first

OR

you: great if you leave any sooner Ill be over by the garage "making base contact"

by onefastmedic August 2, 2009

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retirement contract

What a free agent recieves when he signs with the San Francisco Giants.

The next Free Agent who will sign with SF this offseason will recieve a retirement contract.

by UnderPressure September 28, 2006

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Independent Contractor

Used by more profesional or high end prostitutes to describe there chosen line of work.

I,m not a ho I'm an independent contractor. Get it right.

by Flatchmasterson January 18, 2010

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Contact Juggling

The art of manipulating a man's testicles. The act should appear to be very fluid and magical, similar to Fushigi.

Mike - "Bro, I totally had some chick blow-bang me last night."

Chris - "Oh yeah? Was she pro?"

Mike - "Fuck yeah, I put my junk right in front of this bitch's face & she started contact juggling my balls. It was magic."

by Dracotic September 26, 2010

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contracronymn

An acronymn that contains a contraction

Common contracronymns:
DW- Don't Worry
DH- Doesn't Hit

by Joseph Garbster January 30, 2007

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Contact Clues

based off of context clues: information one gathers from a text in order to interpret something.

CONTACT clues are clues one gathers from body language in order to interpret another person's thinking or thoughts.

1.)

Jill: How did you know that he was digging you, Barb?

Barbara: Why, he was sending loads of contact clues! His legs were crossed towards my direction, Jill.

2.)

David: Do you think she understood that you weren't into her?

Asher: Fuck yeah, dude. I sent her all kinds of contact clues. I looked her over once and didn't look again.

by ViatheV December 21, 2010

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