Dashboard Confessional

The emo shit band that converts straight men into complete homosexuals. They try to sing about love and compassion but come off as homosexual children that whine about the world's stupidest shit. Guess they can't be the beatles, eh?

Dashboard confessional reminds me about how our culture has degenerated into this load of shit.

by Merlin122 October 23, 2004

Saudi-Swede connection

When two people make out and then afterwards one person (commonly referred to as the Swede) gets his face set on fire by the other (known as the Saudi). Then, while the "Swede" is still on fire, the couple continue to make out. Finally, the "Swede" urinates on the face of the "Saudi".

Whoa, I was totally Saudi-ing Victor last night and he was really into Swede-ing with me. It was a great Saudi-Swede Connection! He's in the hospital right now if you want to stop by.

by MAVC (BASICALLY PERVERTS) December 8, 2010

dashboard confessional

SHIT. their lyrics suck. Jesus, I feel gay just thinking about them.

Gay guy: listen to this DC cd
regular guy: sure buddy
gay guy: isn't this great
regular guy: ...*gurgling
The regular guy dies because of massive blood loss from the ears.

by Erasmus March 27, 2005

confession

female masturbation: slang used to publicaly speak to your friends about using your vibrater last night, so good that infact you saw god.

Sara: "sorry i couldnt pick up your call, i was going to confession before."
Vallen: "Damnnnnn.... you need to get some real dick already"

by blondesketeers May 9, 2011

Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth

When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.

Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!

by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009

dashboard confessional

Emo? You people really have no idea what you are talking about. This shitty band is not emo. In fact emo doesnt even really exist.

Person One: "Hey do you like emo?"
Person Two: "I hate you."

by atthedrive-inforever January 24, 2005

dashboard confessional

very cool until the establishment turned them into merchandise.

Pillow cases adorned with C.C.'s face, embroidered DC wallets, and other such nonsense.

by akk November 27, 2003