Cummings

The act of breaking legislation because you somehow believe that you are exempt from the laws in your country.

Hi mate, I've just done a Cummings by driving 270 miles to my rents as the rona legislation does not apply to me. Wow Dom! Did The Ragged haired Idiot specifically exclude you from the rona lockdown?

by DominicCummings May 24, 2020

Coming in hot

Intense or emotionally charged; prematurely committed to something. Synonymous with "hit the ground running", or to entering into a situation that's already in motion.

"Ok babe I love you but you are coming in hot with all this stuff and I was trying to relax."

"Call my assistant and warn her I'm coming in hot with these depositions. We gotta get ahead of this thing."

by starspawnofcthulu April 26, 2022

plant cumming

A procedure carried out by vegans when the host releases his "seed" onto a plant species of any type which does include trees but not to be confused with tree hugging. The procedure is viewed as a way of reproduction by the religion of veganism. Once the procedure has ended, the host chants a speech of creating the "plantant", a superior gender and specie that will eventually outgrow the population of humans and take the planet and rid it of all that is seen as a sin in the eyes of veganism. Unfortunately, the plant doesn't survive once the load has dropped and it has an overdose of hormones. Theoretically, the planet should have some sort of reaction to the hormones. Trees are rarely used in this procedure.

"Yeah yeah my mate vegan Jim did a tad bit of plant cumming the other day but he died of exposure before the police could beat him to death from public nudity"

by Djduff November 1, 2017

who's all coming?

An improper way of asking who will be coming in entirety.

who's all coming? I need to know how much pizza to get.

by Hubbz May 21, 2018

camming

the act of orally stimulating the female genitalia; "Munching the beaver," "macking box"

I cammed stalker last night and she came on my face

by Meegerson June 30, 2004

coming up roses

"Coming up Roses" supposedly means the flash of blood that shoots into the syringe when you shoot up on heroin.

Dude! I'm coming up roses... Ahh, that's better.

by coming up September 14, 2006

The Cumming Train

Before You Orgasm, Ask your partner if she hears the train cumming, she'll reply "no"?, when she says this you pull out your dick and turn her head to the side and cum in her ear and scream in the ear full of cum, Can you hear it cumming now.

I was fucking my girl yesterday, and i made her hear the cumming train

by lilwhiteguyfromdelaware February 27, 2009