When you have been in isolation for so long beating your meat, you are physically unable to maintain an erection but you continue to rub one out despite never achieving full erectness otherwise known as the corona boner
dude I have been in isolation so long it has Given me a bad case of corona boner
When a self-anointed mortal claims to have received words of wisdom from their Creator to speak to mankind on the fate of the coronavirus—for example, what practical and spiritual actions (or inactions) they should take in the face of the pandemic crisis.
No one should doubt or question the messenger’s corona verses if they don’t want to incur the wrath of their Creator, who could deprive them of a place in paradise for their unbelief or unfaithfulness.