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Clingy jasper

Insane clingy partner that won't leave their other partners side. They literally can't be away for 5 Mins. They publically express that they are dating someone every second of the day. They are shameless and overt.
God damn it you piece of shit why are you being such a clingy jasper
by Michael McDonald May 5, 2022
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Kutcher-cling

The phenomenon in which you unfollow @mrskutcher on Twitted, but her tweets continue to appear in your timeline.
I missed your tweet because of kutcher-cling static on my timeline.
by Dataspice May 8, 2009
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cardboard cling

When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.
Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
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clan clinger

An ex boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to go away through clinging to his or her relationship with your family members (your "clan").
"Jon is a total clan clinger- I bet he tries to date your sister just to get on your nerves!"
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
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Stage 5 clinger

“I just met her and I think I love her bro.
Stop being a stage 5 clinger, get out your feels!”
by YourfavBish April 4, 2022
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clinger

A hard booger that won't let go of the inside of your nose. Excessively annoying due to its size, and the fact that whenever you inhale you feel it rubbing against your nostril. Removal usually results in bleeding.

Not to be confused with a klingon.
If you have a clinger while in public or on a date, it's best to grin and bear it.
Heading into the bathroom to remove it will only embarrass you worse, as you will return with several wads of paper towels, trying to stop the bleeding.
by STJosh May 20, 2007
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chinga su madre

MAMMA'S A BITCH
CHINGA SU MADRE.
YOUR MAMMA'S A BITCH.
by FORMUNDA17 September 15, 2013
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