cta

Chicago Transit Authority

public transportation in chicago

P1: the cta can take you anywhere in chicago

by dict12 January 11, 2008

CTRL + ALT + DELETE

The key combination that solves everything.

"The TV monitor that's hooked up to the computer is broken."
"Try CTRL + ALT + DELETE."

by Daniel Munro May 5, 2005

CTY

CTY: The most amazing summer camp in the world- often referred to as Nerd-camp for anyone that hasn't been. You have the option to choose a site (Carlisle is the best!), and a class with a subject that interests you. You are ALWAYS having fun, I don't care what anyone else tells you! You make many many friends that get to know you and still choose love you anyways, have many new experiences, and you learn to feel sorry for all the losers that don't attend. :D This is an amazing camp that I've learned to love after 5 years of attending, and I will NEVER forget all the amazing memories- I love CTY and I love the passion fruit! ;)

Guy: "Where can you find the coolest nerds out there?"
Girl: "I don't know, where?"
Guy: "CTY!"
Girl": "Now I feel so stupid, that's so obvious!"

by Laxluvr;) August 20, 2011

ctto

acronym for Credits To The Owner

(Insert photo grabbed from the internet here...) This looks hilarious!
CTTO

by cianalcrez October 23, 2015

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations!

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

by Republican Nazi October 4, 2003

cuttlefish of cthulhu

(Noun) From the band Gwar mythos, the lead singer and alien from the planet Scumdogia Oderus Urungus' sexual reproductive organ. It resembles a human male penis and spurts blood when excited. Looks slightly like a huge slug with huge saggy testicles dangling from the base.

Oderus had his cuttlefish of cthulhu confiscated in South Carolina by the cops.

by Robbie M September 14, 2007

CTC'd

Cinamon Toast Crunched. A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)

After losing at apple pie pong; Dave was CTC'd.

by Team DD June 5, 2010