ctfd

Calm the fuck down.

Dude, ctfd.

by fuckyouyoufuckinfuck November 2, 2003

ctfd

When someone is tripping about something thats not big of a deal, something minor.
Acronym for "Calm the fuck down"

Roy: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!
Karen: what? (not giving a shit)
Roy:I GOT A C ON MY TEST!!
Karen: ctfd aite..

by koreanumba1 February 20, 2010

ctfd

ctfd is a term used over facebook or texting, it stands for CALM THE FUCK DOWN. It was copyrighted by John and Marisa doesnt believe him...

u need to ctfd

by cacky cack August 26, 2010

ctfd

Calm the fuck down

I think you should ctfd

by sandyceltic December 16, 2010

CTFD

Short for "Calm The Fuck Down"; used when someone grossly over reacts to a trivial situation.

(Bob is sitting at his desk, and Alex bumps into it, accidentally knocking Bob's pen off)

Bob: Dude, WHAT IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Alex: CTFD, man!!

by Awesome Pat January 6, 2009

CTFD

CTFD: An intialism for "Calm The Fuck Down" mosty used in chat forums and email, but having some leakage to vernacular usage. (see-tee-eff-dee)(emphatic)

"During the CoVid-19 lockdown panic with all of those empty shelves in the supermarkets, I wanted managers to put up signs link, 'Attention customers: please CTFD, you don't need to buy 25 rolls of toilet paper'."

by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020

CTFD

Calm the Fuck Down

Magnus wouldn't stop screaming and jumping up and down. So Luis screams "CTFD"

by thepimpogloc June 14, 2009