3 definitions by Daniel Munro

flashlight

A case to store dead batteries.

"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."

by Daniel Munro May 6, 2005

health

The slowest possible rate at which one can die.

She spends all the time bettering her health.

by Daniel Munro May 6, 2005

CTRL + ALT + DELETE

The key combination that solves everything.

"The TV monitor that's hooked up to the computer is broken."
"Try CTRL + ALT + DELETE."

by Daniel Munro May 6, 2005