3 definitions by Daniel Munro

The slowest possible rate at which one can die.
She spends all the time bettering her health.
by Daniel Munro May 6, 2005
"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."
by Daniel Munro May 6, 2005
"The TV monitor that's hooked up to the computer is broken."
"Try CTRL + ALT + DELETE."
by Daniel Munro May 6, 2005