health

The slowest possible rate at which one can die.

She spends all the time bettering her health.

by Daniel Munro May 06, 2005

CTRL + ALT + DELETE

The key combination that solves everything.

"The TV monitor that's hooked up to the computer is broken."
"Try CTRL + ALT + DELETE."

by Daniel Munro May 06, 2005

flashlight

A case to store dead batteries.

"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."

by Daniel Munro May 06, 2005