crank it 

The act of masturbating, especially after a hard days work.

Student 1: Thank god class is done. Glad to be going home.
Student 2: Ya. You going home to crank it?
Student 1: Pretty much.

crank it by sansaman April 24, 2006

Crank drink

Red bull + 4 shots of espresso

If you've been poisoned with the Beijing cocktail, this should keep you alive for a while.

Chev: Doc, you gotta do something for me
Doc Miles: Get yourself lots of caffeine, make a crank drink

Crank drink by karmazon April 18, 2009

crank ass

crank ass! short for the word "cranky"

that damn gym teacher named krista is such a crank ass all the time!!

crank ass by crazy person May 26, 2006

crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe 

To masterbate then your name then skeet on a womens back put a blanket on in so when she stands up it sticks and looks like she has a cape

I got sharney to crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe.

crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe by Casey Burnette January 5, 2008

Crank Yankers 

the coolest prank phone call group, i wish the jerky boys made something like that

Crank Yankers by JeVoNeR September 12, 2003

crank that heisman

when you see a fine girl,
and you walk up to her throwin some game then you find out that she givin off an odor that makes you jus wanna bounce.
u put up your hand and lift your leg as if you were the heisman statue. and just leave.

Lyrics form Dem Heizman boys:
Ho you stank
so why you tryin?
if you don't step back
I'm gonna Crank that heisman.
you got no bank
nigga so why you lyin?
that ho don't want you
she 'bout to Crank that heisman.

crank that heisman by amanda_ohnine September 23, 2007

crank that soulja boy 

To rub one out... jack off... masturbate

Is the internet working?
Yeah, why?
I need to go crank that soulja boy.

crank that soulja boy by homobaggins January 6, 2008