contradicktion

* Engaging in penetration without the man using protection.
* Something hypocritical.

Shorty like it raw. It would be a contraDICKtion to even tap dat.

If you go to that protest in DC, those police will taser your ass well-done. Going there would be a contraDICKtion, man.

by E. Irizarry May 22, 2008

contract

An obligation to answer a specified number of questions, as on the TV game show Bullseye with Jim Lange; if a player finishes it, he has the option to bank the accumulated money.

"...that is your contract, and the numbers range from 1 to as many questions as you wish."

Jim Lange, explaining the rules of Bullseye

by Ben Masters December 31, 2003

church contraception

a method of birth control in which a natural method of birth control (avoiding ejaculating into the vagina after sexual intercourse) is resorted to and no contraceptives are used. Churches are against the use of contraceptives and hence the name. It is also called a rhythmic method of birth control.

A fairly large number of people use church contraception in this part of the world.

by uttam maharjan September 26, 2010

Contracted

Joe mama

Do you know who Joe is

Who is Joe

Contracted

WHAT THE HELL

by Chiaki_Nanami November 6, 2019

Contradictor

someone who says they are a red sox fan but really they are a yankee fan

look at that contradictor over there in the stands

by sox101 November 3, 2008

Contra blumpkin

Act of recieving a rusty trombone.. Aka the anal carwash...while continuing to urinate.. (rusty trombone= a hole being licked)

"While standing at a urinal in the office bathroom, jill came up behind me, unfastened my pants and continued to lick my anal porthole. The feeling was exceedingly intense. It's like doing the contrapositive of a blumpkin. (if ~q then ~p = if not getting head while shittig then not a blumpkin).". "dude she just gave you a Contra blumpkin...sick & twisted"

by Bocks of rox June 6, 2009

contradorktion

n. A situation in which a usually nerdy person is not hyped about the latest trend in mass geekdom.

I re-read Tolkien from "The Silmarillion" through "Lord of the Rings" to prepare for the movies, but I have absolutely no interest in Harry Potter. It's a total contradorktion.

by newspaperwoman July 17, 2009