Boofection

Serious progression of an untreated minor scrape or injury, usually gone unnoticed due to various states of inebriation or impairment...for instance while fleeing after getting drunk and getting hit on by an overly friendly male prostitute who looks deceptively female

OH! Now I remember, your leg :-\
I think you cut it and it got a boo boo: You were running from that hot hindi chick with an adams apple, and you tripped into a cesspool.

Don't remind me! I was hungover for three days after that, and came around with a full-on Boofection!

by genxsync October 23, 2012

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Boobficianado

An individual with an unabashed affection for all things to do with breasts. They love the way they look, smell, taste, feel,etc. Often found in combination with being an Areolist.

Since Bob is a Boobficianado, he had a really hard time maintaining focus during his sand volleyball game at the topless beach this afternoon. He looked like a crackhead trying to score some rocks.

by keywest4life December 3, 2014

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Booffoon

One who needlessly inserts drugs into their anus.

Good job sneaking your stash into the festival, I'm glad y'all made it safely.
Why does this ecstasy taste like shit?!
That's 'cause Amy hid them in her ass instead of her twat.
What a booffoon!

by BoofAunt September 28, 2015

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booflare

Work Flare in the shape of a ghost given to awesome spirited workers

"you see that sexy girl with the booflare on her shirt?"

by Fortymileshigh September 27, 2017

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boofel

Is a big legend, who enjoys memes a little too much and is bad at games. Boofel also suffers from anxiety around girls.

Lewis: "Do you see that guy over there?"
Tom: "Yeah, what about him?"
Lewis: "He's a right boofel, I was talking to him last night on teamspeak. Funny guy but bad at games"

by Doggor May 2, 2018

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