donkey bagger

Democrat; Liberal; follower of President Obama and his administration; a believer of the Not So Affordable Bam Bam Care Act;
synonym: fucknub

Liberal to a Conservative: What's a 'donkey bagger', I've never heard of that? Conservative: "Well, ol' pal, it's like the donkey shows in Tijuana, only instead of a skank stripper and a donkey, it's a Liberal Democrat fucknub and a donkey.

by Pseudo Nym 1963AQ August 19, 2013

Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

Leather bagger

One who has sex with old men

Stacy is such a leather bagger

by Turtlemanguywithdogsandacat July 8, 2018

Red Bagger

A red bagger is a highschool student who is going on a tour at Texas Tech University. They walk around campus with tour guides and block the walking paths and make pathways inconvenient for those attending classes. They get their name from the red bags which they carry around and contain information about the college.

I spotted some red baggers on campus and they are blocking the pathway. We were all red baggers at some point.

by sha mama mama April 27, 2023

Sulking Bagger

Someone who bags groceries and ignores all the customers while looking angry and depressed. Usually very quiet because they give the silent treatment to everyone when pissed off.

When Cam was bagging groceries he placed all the items in plastic bags. The customer changed his mind and told him to put them in paper bags. He got upset and was very quiet the rest of the day sulking about the situation. He is a sulking bagger.

by Seth Martin Dresser March 10, 2020

Double Bagger

adj- a person that is a complete douchebag and would also enjoy being tea bagged. The ultimate culmination in being a complete douchebag with bizarre insecurities that you aren't able to pinpoint.

Considered to be the pinnacle of escalating douchebag. Entry level is "douchebag", "complete douchebag" mid, and top tier "double bagger"

That guy is a beyond an asshole, definitely a double bagger....

by Totaleouche May 8, 2024

Double bagger

When the ricipient of your gentlemans sausage has such a repelling appearance, you feel it necessary to not only put a bag on her head, but one on your own incase hers falls off

Bruh that girl was a mud ting, fully a double bagger

by Truth to be told inevitably July 31, 2016