Pair of two girls that are the bestest friends in the world and are super nice. Usually one of them will be a bitch, but once you get to know her, she will be an amazing person and friend. Also will fall for any guy. The other one will be super shy and introverted at first. But, then as you get to know her, she becomes the life of the party and is amazing to have around. As a bonus, they are both thicc asfff. Great to have around as they are both very weird and funny.
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Get the Breakdown Burrito mug.The absolutely worst burrito you will ever have, served by Glacier Peak High-School, it is the most hideous and disgusting thing you will ever try. The Baja Burrito contains fried fish sticks and mediocre coleslaw with a horrendous aftertaste to it
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Get the Baja Burrito mug.A blue water burrito is another word for shit in a porta potty.
The burrito represents a long and solid turd while the blue water is the blue liquid in the porta potty.
The burrito represents a long and solid turd while the blue water is the blue liquid in the porta potty.
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Get the Blue water burrito mug.Noun: a professional skilled in the exquisite art of burrito assembly. The masculine equivalent is "burristo."
Burristas are charged with the task of warming the tortilla, filling, and wrapping the burrito.
Burristas are charged with the task of warming the tortilla, filling, and wrapping the burrito.
Burrista: Sour cream and cheese for you, sir?
Customer: Yes, both please.
Customer 1: Damn. I hate when I get this burrista.
Customer 2: Why?
Customer 1: Bitch always skimps on the guac.
Customer: Yes, both please.
Customer 1: Damn. I hate when I get this burrista.
Customer 2: Why?
Customer 1: Bitch always skimps on the guac.
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Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
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