bauden

A pedophile that face pulls and makes sound effects to his own attacks.

Did you see that guy pull a bauden?

by ehehehehehhehehehhe May 4, 2010

j-baued

came from jack bauer, the main character on the hit show 24. a common, slang term used to describe when someone is drunk/intoxicated. no one is too sure how this term came about.

i'm so j-baued right now i can hardly stand!

by mcguffles September 1, 2008

baumy

A super sexy, highly intelligient human being. This is used to define someone of much greater sexyness over you. Baumy was first founded on a internet forum called eBaumsworld. He soon became a super sexy president that everyone loved. Hence the name Baumy.

Hey guys look! He's just like baumy!


Baumy was a great sexy man.

Baumy fucked my dog, but he is baumy so I told him to do my mother and My sister!

by Gage Nunya August 9, 2004

Bauerdick Units (BDU's)

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. It is actually a theoretical measurement because no one has been able to locate and accurately measure a Bauerdick.

The size of that pencil is 1.4 million Bauerdick Units (BDU's).

by Petr Czech May 1, 2009

Jose Bautista

The most bad-ass motherfucker to ever play for the greatest team in MLB history aka the Toronto Blue Jays. Anyone who lives in Toronto or the surroundng area who doesnt know his name should be shot. Currently the most feared name in baseball after bashing a mind blowing 54 homeruns in 2010. Every time he comes up to the plate whether the bases are empty or full you expect something magical and the pitcher is trying not to shit his pants. This guy feasts on all fastballs especially those delivered by pitchers of the ass clown yankees (who he HATES) or the dried up red sox. Once he puts the ball out of its misery he gives the nearest opposing player a death stare until he turns to stone. This guy wont stop until he brings a world series title back to the great white north where it belongs because everyone knows the yankees are overrated. BLUE JAYS FOREVER

Jose Bautista is a home run machine

by jaysfan22 May 18, 2011

bauered

To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge

upon seeing a sexy picture or hearing very good news

I just Bauered.

by Ramon Salazar October 6, 2004

Bauer

(Verb)

1. To stay awake for over 24 hours.

2. To improvise your way out of a seemingly impossible situation.

Verb named after "24" protagonist Jack Bauer, played by Kiefer Sutherland.

1. "I could take a two hour nap before work, but at this point I think I'll just have a coffee and Bauer it"

2. "I thought I was totally screwed, but at the last minute I figured it out- I totally Bauered my way to victory"

by MarcTheReaper May 9, 2014