giggidy advertising

a advertising company in Massachusetts, subject to many prank phone calls...

Is this Giggidy Advertising?

Yes, how can I help you?

I would like to speak to Quagmire.

*hangs up*

by giggidy giggidy gi ggi DY! July 27, 2009

Captain Average

A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.

Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.

"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."

by Captain Average April 2, 2009

advert

yes, people from the UK are lazy too. they have adopted the "abbreviation." well... at least they don't say "ad"

Charles: Good day William, are you aware my acquaintance, Victoria appeared in a advert for crumpets last night.
William: Indeed I have, Charles.
*they both sip tea*

by Philip Paul March 27, 2008

advertise

In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.

Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.

by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005

whom alert

An alert that is called by some one who, although was born in an English speaking country and speaks only English, is intimidated by others, especially immigrants, cultural minorities, and nerdy people, who speak the language better than he or she does.

By sounding this alert, one tries to hide the fact that others are smarter.

Kumar: Excuse me, but to whom am I speaking to?
Larry: Whom alert! This guy is using them $10 dollar words again!
Juan: Get over yourself Larry. Not only is speaking the English language free of charge, but Kumar has only been speaking it for 6 years. What's your excuse?

by Flagman00 July 6, 2011

babe alert

A saying when you see a babe and you want to holla at her

you see some hot girls walking down the street you yell:"Babe Alert"

by Skeeter pl April 30, 2006

Average Hoe

The slutty equivalent to an average joe. A generic bitch that listens to the same music, looks the same, and who's personality is basically exactly the same to every other chick like her, and is completely replaceable in every meaning of the word.

Joe: Duuude your girlfriend's so fucking hot why the hell'd you dump her ass?
Bob: Man, she was just another average hoe. just as shallow and blonde as the next bitch!

by curlykickass June 25, 2009