by Bigmoochiesauce November 16, 2023
During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 07, 2016
by Novanir July 16, 2021
Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal
*puts milk first*
Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf
Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital
(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)
*puts milk first*
Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf
Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital
(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)
by Cereal first April 23, 2021
This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s June 06, 2018
by Milkyboy69 September 22, 2022
David: “My glock is fantastic because it’s made of plastic.”
Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”
David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”
Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”
Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”
David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”
Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”
by Jackgyver January 07, 2022