by swagmaddie January 24, 2021
Get the j cashinmug. Alyssa J is the most gorgeous woman in the world and most likely to be in love with a guy named Andrew who will treat her like a queen they are the greatest couple ever and will always be together forever once they meet each other alyssa j is a strong-minded woman who claims independence but loves to be babied by her lover anyone who gets to meet an alyssa j will be one lucky son of a bitch
by a1782 February 24, 2024
Get the Alyssa jmug. by Anttonedodeson July 7, 2025
Get the J wordmug. a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.
D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.
by fuck off nosy ass prick December 11, 2021
Get the scp-666.5-Jmug. (j-Ay)
Short for any name that starts with a J ex:Johnny, Joseph, Jeremy, Jacques, Jerome
Js be the most loyal n they know how to take care if they girls. If you know a J he prolly out there thuggin shit out n makin bank looking fine like a real hood nigga who made it out. He prolly blasting his hood playlist drivin a luxury car, like a Bentley or a Rolls Royce wit a glock on da side. Juss know not to fuck with J, he a real one the typa nigga you need in yo life tho, as a homie or a boyfriend or anything. Once you had a nigga named J as your homie ain’t nothing gon replace that, you can try but he THAT nigga.
Short for any name that starts with a J ex:Johnny, Joseph, Jeremy, Jacques, Jerome
Js be the most loyal n they know how to take care if they girls. If you know a J he prolly out there thuggin shit out n makin bank looking fine like a real hood nigga who made it out. He prolly blasting his hood playlist drivin a luxury car, like a Bentley or a Rolls Royce wit a glock on da side. Juss know not to fuck with J, he a real one the typa nigga you need in yo life tho, as a homie or a boyfriend or anything. Once you had a nigga named J as your homie ain’t nothing gon replace that, you can try but he THAT nigga.
by Realhoodniggagotout May 26, 2019
Get the Jmug. Description of someone that breaks an industrial strength office toilet and runs out of the office without washing up. Named for an individual whose first name is Jens, the most rancid co-worker ever.
by mr-leo October 16, 2008
Get the [j-bomb]mug. The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021
Get the J-Petermanmug.